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Dirty Dailies: Mailman's Retirement Gift


It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."


  1. If only I were not in public would be ROFLMAO! Instead having to laugh quietly so as not draw attention to myself.

  2. Totally LMFAO!!

    I read this in my e-mailed newsletter first and thought it was a real story until the door with the lady. In the middle of cleaning after my girls just went to stay with their dad for the night :( and so happy I opened this now. Needed a good laugh. And If I have not said this before......your website is SO F*CKING....OMFG....KILLING ME HOT!! LOL.

    Thank you for sharing that. If anything I say on this site is inappropriate please let me know. As hot as it is I still want to be respectful of what I say....but seriously looking at all #@&####!!!! stuff around this post!!?? Do you really think anyone could not be having eyegasms? lol xD

    Thanks again! Have and awesome day! :)

  3. Jackie- I would be laughing like an idiot either way. It's hard for me to hold it in. That and I don't usually care too much if people think I'm an odd duck. ;)

    Melissa-Thanks so much! I am so happy I could have made your day better. You sure as hell made mine better! :) Let me tell you, I thoroughly enjoy looking for my eyecandy I have on this site. If you are ever looking around and see a sexy beast that you think would look perfect on here, shoot it to my email at redheadsreviewitbetter(at)gmail(dot)com. I love getting little surprises in my email that gives me eyegasms. ;)