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Dirty Dailies


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*****Warning! This poem is pretty detailed. Funny, but oh so detailed.*****




Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head

Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee

It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly

But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees

You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through

Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl

Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run

Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar

And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat

Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff
Okay, already that's enough

Let's switch you say, before you gag
And whats your revenge, your on the rag.


2 comments

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  2. Omgish! This is hilarious. Those are great and I like the pictures on there. Thanks!!

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